Parnell Air National Guard Base, Tennessee

Today, I interviewed Colonel Christina Eliopolis and I saw a true American hero. She was a brilliant pilot in the Air Force but was reduced to dropping off packages to Red Zones and Blue Zones. The Air Force was deemed “useless” during the Zombie War because of the costs and limits of the budget. She while flying on a mission was lucky to be out of the cockpit when her plane blew up. All of her colleagues died except her. She radioed in and found a Skywatcher named “Mets Fan.” Mets saved her life because she led her step by step to be eventually rescued. Of course, on the way Colonel Christina Eliopolis ran into some zombies, but with Mets help she killed them all. After being rescued and evaluated, it was discovered that Colonel Christina Eliopolis’ radio had been broken on her impact as she fell from the exploding airplane. They said that “Mets” was never real and that she was a figment of her imagination. I disagree with this evaluation because Mets knew specific places that Colonel Christina Eliopolis would never have known and she calmed Colonel Christina Eliopolis down while Colonel Christina Eliopolis was anxious and angry when she landed from the exploded plane. I think there is no way that Mets could not have existed. She was the reason Colonel Christina Eliopolis survived.